primed up

Adj. When a person inserts their finger into an anus that has recently passed flatulence and said finger comes out with " the first coat".

Dont put your finger there, I forgot to tell you I got primed up!

by lackofcreativity October 2, 2014

primagen

Protogen but worse!

"god damn that dude has primagen"
"Lol what a loser"

by protomos December 28, 2021

OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.

We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.

by unomesowell May 20, 2010

primavesi

one who wins at chess

ben lost to primavesi again

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

primelord

a sulking zebra

That pansy primelord is getting picked on by all of the masculine zebras.

by fof March 26, 2003

Primavesi

One who is engaged but when said question was asked to him was in no fit state to remember his answer. We do!

Congratulations Primavesi, for what he says

by HAHA October 20, 2003

primavesi

From the latin Primativus-lazi-eye.

A she-male that loses at chess to his girlfriend

At least the Voldemort hasnst done a primi!!

by Dangermouse June 12, 2003