primelord

jim gindin

primelord is jim gindin

primelord by not primelord, nor jim gindin May 22, 2003

primelord

a sulking zebra

That pansy primelord is getting picked on by all of the masculine zebras.

primelord by fof March 26, 2003

Primordial soup 

The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.

Started as primordial soup and now we here
*highfive

we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup

Primordial soup by f£00f€R June 24, 2018

Primordial pouch 

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant

person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that

Primordial pouch by Walrus64 February 16, 2021

pielord 

A modification of the term 'Gaylord' but relating to the target's excessive weight rather than sexual orientation as in Gaylord. The intimation being that the target of the abuse is 'No stranger to a pie' ie: Grossly overweight, a lard-ass or gut-bucket.
Also, 'Lord of the pies'

Jeez! Look at the size of that Pielord over there! He must be the Chief Test Pilot at Saxby's.

pielord by Old Moore June 30, 2006

Primordial Bush 

A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway.
It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.

Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution.

Matt: GET SOME!!!

Primordial Bush by ziggyfreshsexbot January 20, 2011

primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"

primordial dwarf by HoTTiiieZ May 29, 2007