Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.

Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!

by Nose It All March 3, 2017

Cheesy pants

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016

The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021