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Kansas City Kitty

>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.
The Kansas City Kitty is a woman you don't want to mess with, she will not take any crap!
Kansas City Kitty by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018

Spin a kitty 

Guy: shit we missed our turn. We gotta spin a kitty
Spin a kitty by Coochie_master October 22, 2019

Tickle the Kitty 

To gently pat or tickle your cat with a pickle or finger tips.
During sex, I love to tickle the kitty!
Tickle the Kitty by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

28 February kitty appreciation day 

The day we tell krithika guduru that we hate her less than we hate ourselves knowing full well we love her more than she loves herself.
Lol i was gonna make it 29th Feb cus I was feeling mean but ig it can be 28 February kitty appreciation day

Upward twisted kitty cat 

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.
She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire 

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.