Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SteelCityMafia

Shitashi

When swearing isn’t an option, shitashi has your back. Shitashi is shit.

This dinner is Shitashi and made me Shitashi a lot.

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Short for mildly irritated. Less severe than Virritated.

Waiting for the Uber in the cold mirritated me.

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Short for very irritated. More severe form of irritation than mirritated.

I was so virritated that Abigail stepped on my new shoes!

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An upper class way of saying a woman needs to be to be pounded like a screen door in a hurricane. Best said in a British accent.

She was complaining to me that her husband is so old. When she winked at me I knew she needed a proper rogering.

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A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

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Business class version of "to get fucked". Best said in a British accent.

A client pulled my aside to tell me how old her husband is and then winked at me. What she needs is a proper rogering and I'm gonna give it to her.

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British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

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