Band kid 

Usually a cringy young person who is in a school band class and acts like a crackhead.

Someone who plays "Soviet national anthem (earr*pe version) on the aux cord.

"That annoying band kid has terrible taste in music"

Band kid by AreUkiddingBoi June 29, 2020

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.

Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by RoadTripWest July 17, 2011

cool kid syndrome 

A set of traits often displayed by those who consider themselves cool kids. These are a group of people who tend to depend on external validation and place significant emphasis on how they are seen, due to an insufficient amount of unconditional love they are presently receiving or have received in the past (e.g. as a child). The latter creates difficulty for them to self-validate and triggers the development of narcissism as one of the possible coping mechanisms. However, such narcissism is usually non-invasive and limited in extent, and does not necessarily imply grandiosity, excessive need for admiration, or inability to empathize in the personality disorder sense. People who consider themselves cool kids experience a constant need to reinforce their ego, and achieve this by engaging in activities they consider cool, associating themselves with others who consider themselves cool, and differentiating and distancing themselves from the rest of the people around them. As a way to maintain this order, they may also be either single or in relationships that tend to stress sex at the cost of intimacy.

A: Jack's having another wine tasting party and didn't invite either of us.

B: Oh don't worry about it, mate. He's got the cool kid syndrome.

cool kid syndrome by aghbu May 5, 2018

Kandi Kid 

Kandi Kids (other spellings of Kandi: Kandy, Candy, Candi, Candie ... you get the idea. other spellings for Kids: kidds) are people of any age (but usually not much older than 20 or much younger than 12) who believe thoroughly in P.L.U.R. (Peace Love Unity Respect (optional second R stands for Responsibility)), usually attend raves (though not all do, especially the younger ones) and are often seen wearing neon colors, sparkles, jewelry made of pony beads or similarly chunky plastic beads, things that sparkle, blink or glow and things made of/related to plushies (stuffed animals, for those of you who forget what plushies are). Kandi Kids usually love techno, but most are happy with any music that they can dance to. At raves, Kandi Kids are the ones who go around talking to everyone, doing their best to make new friends and swapping Kandi with their new friends. The swap is usually done by holding hands and sliding the bracelet from one person to the other. In their backpacks (usually plushie backpacks) they carry toys, candy, sometimes drugs and any assortment of other things to entertain not only them but also others. Kandi Kids look like they may have roots in the Hirajuku district in Japan, their clothes can be that outlandish. Many see them as druggies, especially considering they were once best known for selling and ingesting E, but in truth many choose to get high off of the music instead of the drugs. A good example of a Kandi Kid is in the movie A Midsummer Nights Rave. The blond girl who talks insanely fast is a Kandi Kid.

And for the record, this is all coming from a Kandi Kid.

person 1: Which one's the Kandi Kid?

person 2: You can't tell? She's the cutie over there flitting about in the neon and talking to everyone she comes across.

Kandi Kid by PLUR Panda April 18, 2008

Edgy Kid 

A socially inept dipshit (usually around the age of 10 to 16) that tries too hard to be cool by either offending everybody or sounding dark, emo, or nihilistic . You can spot these fucking losers watching Leafyishere, listening to Vaporwave, saying "kys" or "drink bleach," claiming how they want to kill themselves, sucking off Adolf Hitler and Nazism, being a neo Nazi thinking it makes them cool, and looking at iFunny while sitting on the bleachers in gym class alone.

Edgy kids are the new cancer of the internet.

Edgy Kid by Mr. Breadmond May 20, 2020

don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself

You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!

don't kid yourself by Salapoo May 11, 2016

Scene Kid Throwdown 

To Beat the living puke out of a group of slam dancing scene kids in a mosh pit.

Friend: Hey dude, do you see those slam dancing scene kids in that pit?

Me: Yah bro, its time for a Scene Kid Throwdown!!!

Scene Kid Throwdown by sPkBoi!!! January 24, 2010