Nog job

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

COD job

the art of getting a blow job while playing call of duty

Daniel was play COD and got a COD job

by Cody21a January 10, 2010

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005

The Highland-Park Job

The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.

Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"

by Second Helpins December 18, 2010

Pacific Rim Job

Recieving a rim job from someone whose native land lay on the Pacific Rim.

"Dude, this Filipino chick totally rimmed me the other night"
"The ol' Pacific Rim Job, eh? Bitchin'!"

by El_Doctor April 5, 2005

Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.

Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!

by Softstep June 21, 2006

Neck Job

When your boyfriend/girlfriend/makeout-buddy goes at your neck for a long time, aka kisses your neck.

Very pleasurable.

Eric: Yo sonn, Daniel was totally giving Maria a Neck Job in the park yesterday.
Liz: Really?
Eric: Amazing thing is she had no hickeys to prove it.
Liz: Wow He must be really good.

by Woahbabbeh. February 27, 2009