Jake Paul is a man who got fired from disney and tries to rap but gives everyone ear cancer, all of his fans are 10 and under and that's why he has an annoying group of assholes called team 10. He and Nick Crompton belive England is a city. Everyone should go subscribe to his older and better brother Logan Paul
by Logangster and dolan fan August 11, 2017
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(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?
Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
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Get the Jake Paul mug.A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
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