When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
A sh!t school Full of rich white kids who secretly *not so secretly say the N word* located in Saskatoon (Saskatoons not real) has no school spirit and even tho it’s a Catholic school and is called HOLy cross the students aren’t very holy the only thing they’re good at is the cookies, sports and somehow academics?? If your not white and pretty good luck enjoying it there if u have white and pretty friends you could prob make it and I swear them teachers be racists too *it’s hard out there 👨🏿 🌾