by Baznigger April 25, 2019
Get the I'm having a midlife crisis mug.An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
by The Crazy June 25, 2009
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Get the can't have a shit in detroit mug.To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.
It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011
Get the have one's ticket punched mug.what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
by phi December 5, 2004
Get the because i have a penis mug.A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
by Moocowsy July 2, 2009
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