Thor’s Hammer 

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first

I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.

Thor’s Hammer by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021

The Akron hammer 

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

The Akron hammer by Pe do file June 8, 2022

Thor’s Hammer 

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

Thor’s Hammer by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Cayden Jammer Hammer 

He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.

Hey have you seen Cayden Jammer Hammer anywhere?

Cayden Jammer Hammer by Hammer84 September 23, 2022

Hide the hammer 

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

Hide the hammer by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

grammer hammer 

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.

He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.

grammer hammer by skippy_xua October 24, 2008

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

crotch hammer by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003