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Gandi is a word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Gandi means ass or buttocks in Oriya language.
Gandi has various colloquial uses in Oriya as the following would illustrate.
"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.
"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)
"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.
"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.
"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.
"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)
"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.
"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)
"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.
"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.
"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)
"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.
"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)
"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.
"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.
"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.
"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)
"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.
"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)
"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.
"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.
"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)
"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
by Robert Marker January 22, 2013
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Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010
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DuJour Cellular is phasing out the ABC cell phone plan soon, but they're grandfathering members with existing ABC plan subscriptions. Grandfathered ABC plan subscribers can continue to use their old plans, but new subscriptions will not be allowed.
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Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.
Later that day...
Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?
Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.
Later that day...
Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?
Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010
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Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...
Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!
Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...
Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!
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