flabestie

The ultimate form of best friends.
The highest ranking there is to a friendship.

Z: You’re my flabestie!!
J:Yay we’re flabesties!!:)

by Your little prisoner x November 23, 2022

flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

by Janette10010 November 28, 2022

flabuloso

The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.

Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.

by The BS Express December 5, 2022

Flabbergasted

Something a Chad tells you about and your surprised about it but also hate it.

YOO...... CHAD.....I KINDA MAD AT HIM.....BUT.....IM ALSO FLABBERGASTED LIKE....HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT HAS ALL THE THINGS I HATE.....BUT BRUH WANNA WATCH?

by Nelldoesthings December 21, 2022

Flabcock

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023

Flabbermcjabberdak

A really big asshole like superman injustice levels of assholery.

Bro that guy is such a Flabbermcjabberdak.

by ItsRedGrover January 22, 2023