Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

_______fatherjango

The best mutual that anyone can have I’m cool funny handsome amazing and I’m also the king of universe 6

I love my mutual _______fatherjango so very much

by J@ng0 February 24, 2022

Fatherless

A word (Usually used as a stupid and unfunny insult) that is used towards mostly dream smp fans, furries, anime fans and roblox kids. For some reason people think its a good insult that will make the person go cry. It can actually be very offensive to the person, if they actually do not have a father. Usually used by "the boys". But, i still agree that some people can appropriately be called fatherless, for example if they are a zoophile, toxic dream stan, dreamsexual, etc. Fucking hell, its getting old /:

Friend 1: Look, that guy is a dream stan!
Friend 2: Such fatherless behaviour.

by CRY 😱😱😱 February 28, 2022