Flonshimulous

Greater than or better than perfect. As well as amazing, spectacular, and any other definition thinkable.

When I had sex with my sheep it was flonshimulous.

by photonmammoth August 6, 2011

flopshot

The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.

'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'

by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012

Flassteen

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Gorgeous is an understatement. She's insightful with her wise, witty and outgoing nature and she never lets anyone down. She is INCREDIBLY strong and will always follow through with her dreams. She's a phenomenal sister and all she does is give and love with her beautiful heart.

Person 1:
Duuuude I wish I could be flassteen like that!

Person 2:
I'm not even that Flassteen!

by NyLovesMe (; April 29, 2012

floshment

A strange look on someone's face that looks confused angry and constipated. "Floshment Face!"

Oi Floshment face!

by Doctor emjems March 1, 2014

Flooshie

a small fuzz

You have a flooshie on your sweater

by mojojojojo November 25, 2014

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

floshous

An adjective describing a bad sex toy

That dildo was floshous

by planetyes March 2, 2015