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Edinburgh

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having fuck all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up cunts. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour.
Glaswegian 1 : "Fancy going through to Edinburgh for a night out ?"

Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"

Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"

Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"
by El Capitaino July 12, 2011
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Edina

A suburb of Minneapolis in which every white, suv-driving, soccer-mom smokes crack, all churches are cults, and police get wasted and party with middle school students. I should know; I live there.
Every Day I Need (Meth)Amphetamines.

Edina, Edina, Go Edina!
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software engineering

Designing and creating programs (or software) to accomplish tasks for public use.
I majored in software engineering so I could help fix the AOL problems... oh wait, that's impossible, &*$%
by Deci January 22, 2004
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physics engine

noun.
boobs that move vigorously when jumping or fighting.

originated in soul calibur 2, from the fighter, taki, because the makers of the game obviously imlemented a physics engine to accomodate for her boobs swaying to and fro.
look at the physics engine on that girl!
by brad kester March 14, 2006
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Edvin

You are so good at soccer if you dyed your hair blonde you would be an Edvin.
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Egging

When a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with penis or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or analy, like doggie style.

"The Egg Position"
Kelly: "Hey Jess, wanna start Egging?"

Jess: "Sure thing Kelly! kitchen or the living room?"

Kelly: "Either rooms good" (wink)

Kelly: "We can always do the next room tomorrow"

Jess: "Who's cleaning up the mess though?"

Kelly: "Ummmm........Tash will, since, after all, shes our slave"
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Egging

Inserting ones testicles into the anal sphincter during sexual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.
I was egging his dad the other day.
by Jrocbaby January 14, 2015
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