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Nonblinkinson's Disease

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games
Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.
by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005
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Harry Howlett Ben Disease

The Harry Howlett Ben disease is where you get dragged in by a huge force and become australian and look exactly like Harry. (not a bad thing)
"Yo man, you got the Harry Howlett Ben Disease"
"Ye, I get so many ladies now."
by Alyssa Jones September 5, 2008
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Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.
1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.
guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.
by coreybob January 13, 2008
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turn-around disease

roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.
I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
by HECULL December 22, 2005
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Dose

Dang that boy is soooo 'dose'
by cocolocococoloco November 10, 2012
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bgd "bill gallagher disease"

bill gallagher disease.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:

"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"

"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
by jennyk March 21, 2005
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