Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildo With Arms

The person who created something so stupid or something that doesn't do what its meant to do.

Nadia: that was created by a dildo with arms

by lesbochiplady April 21, 2020