capitalism

Common synonym for greed

Hey! Capitalism! Didn't your mother ever tell you to share?

by Garface September 23, 2005

capitalism

An economic system best suited to match mans personality and behavior. Capitalism is characterized by private ownership, and little or no government interfeirence in the marketplace. This is a great system if the government doesn't get involved. Capitalism is responsible for the high status of life ALL Americans enjoy on a daily basis.

A person wants money , so he makes a product and sells it. The person who buys that product gets that money from wages earned making other products, and so goes the cycle.

by mitch November 23, 2004

Capitalism

A form of government based on the idea that people who want to excel will excel, and those who do not wish to will not. It can easily be combined with democracy, though balance is needed for it to succeed, and oftentimes it can be corrupted. Though this has brought prosperity to the world not yet seen, it faces criticism from those who beleive in socialism, another effective form of government.

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You have two cows, you work and one is taken away to be given to another who has no cows because his have died due to neglect.

by Communism doesnt work August 14, 2004

capitalist-roader

A devious individual that infiltrates a socialist or communist republic to de-rail the glorious choo-choo train of communism onto a capitalist road.

that mazdak is a capitalist-roader and has rice's tongue up his butt.

by Mr. Yi January 2, 2006

Captain Crunch

The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.

Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.

by W8Something November 6, 2004

capitalist

One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.

That capitalist pig!

by The Drafted's guitar player October 9, 2005

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008