Mr.clean

A dumbass lookin teacher who changes all the rules and ruines band

Bruh his head be lookin so shiny that light reflects off it and kills an entire ant hill bruh look at that Mr.clean reject along with reject mall santa

Mr.clean by Tee hee 96 February 20, 2020

Quaran-clean 

QUARAN-CLEANING Quarancleaned

This week whilst in quaratine, i cleaned my house. I was quaran-cleaning. The house was quaran-cleaned

Quaran-clean by DSZ1984 March 29, 2020

Covid Clean 

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

Covid Clean by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Quarantine Clean 

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

Quarantine Clean by J to the R April 8, 2020

Covid Clean 

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

Covid Clean by Enterich April 22, 2020

Horse Clean 

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

Horse Clean by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

FAKE CLEAN 

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

FAKE CLEAN by Smooax September 4, 2020