the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.
Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).