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continental breakfast

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.
"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"
by Master Beaver July 16, 2008
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breaking my neck

When you absolutely care about someone enough to do anything for them even when they don't want or need your help you broke your neck for them or looking out for them when you know they need someone to care for them
You really going to choose her over me when I was the one breaking my neck for you
by AboogieLongLostDaughter February 26, 2017
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Surface Breaker

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.
"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."
by T-White December 17, 2005
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The Breakfast Club Effect

When two or more people who do not know each other that well smoke marijuana together for the first time and become closer friends.
Person a: Hey that Spencer kid is a tool.

Person b: No man I smoked with him last week he's actually pretty chill.

Person a: Oh really? Thats The Breakfast Club Effect I guess.
by 'winks March 22, 2010
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downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
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brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.
OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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Ho's Breakfast

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."
by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003
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