cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 6, 2020

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COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

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Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020

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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

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An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022

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