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Testicular Worms

A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.

Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.

The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"

You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"

You: "Thanks"

*Testicular Worms win*
by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009
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Worming

The act of licking another person's eyeball(s) for erotic gratification.
Usually practiced by those with oculolinctus (or eyeball-licking fetishism).

There's actually recently been some controversy about it cause it can, like, spread diseases and really fuck up your eyeball and shit.

Weird.
Derek: Dude, I think I'm gonna break up with Suzy.
Tim: What, why? She's so hawt.
Derek: Yeah, but we were messing around last night and she started worming me.
Tim: Gross, can't you get conjuctivitis from that or something?
Derek: And it could have totally given me a corneal ulcer.
Tim: Weird
by suzyistotallyahawtmaddafukka October 13, 2013
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wormhole

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.
Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)
by dr_teeth June 1, 2006
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Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.
I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!
by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011
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can of worms

a source of many unpredictable and complicated problems
by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004
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Mucky Worms

A South West London term for semen.
'How did you do with that bird last night?'
'It was great, I sprayed my mucky worms all over her face.'
by Duke of Earlsfield January 9, 2009
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can of worms

Damn! He just opened a can of worms.
by Zilduar February 14, 2004
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