A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.
Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"
You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"
You: "Thanks"
*Testicular Worms win*
You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"
You: "Thanks"
*Testicular Worms win*
by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009
Get the Testicular Worms mug.The act of licking another person's eyeball(s) for erotic gratification.
Usually practiced by those with oculolinctus (or eyeball-licking fetishism).
There's actually recently been some controversy about it cause it can, like, spread diseases and really fuck up your eyeball and shit.
Weird.
Usually practiced by those with oculolinctus (or eyeball-licking fetishism).
There's actually recently been some controversy about it cause it can, like, spread diseases and really fuck up your eyeball and shit.
Weird.
Derek: Dude, I think I'm gonna break up with Suzy.
Tim: What, why? She's so hawt.
Derek: Yeah, but we were messing around last night and she started worming me.
Tim: Gross, can't you get conjuctivitis from that or something?
Derek: And it could have totally given me a corneal ulcer.
Tim: Weird
Tim: What, why? She's so hawt.
Derek: Yeah, but we were messing around last night and she started worming me.
Tim: Gross, can't you get conjuctivitis from that or something?
Derek: And it could have totally given me a corneal ulcer.
Tim: Weird
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Wang in wang sex.
Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.
Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.
by dr_teeth June 1, 2006
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'It was great, I sprayed my mucky worms all over her face.'
'It was great, I sprayed my mucky worms all over her face.'
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