Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
Get the Clock One Upmug. A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
Get the clock soccermug. A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
Get the Bucky Alarm Clockmug. by megustaelagua November 8, 2020
Get the Clockmug. Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
by Fairhart January 23, 2017
Get the clock jargonmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>mug.