spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008

Scrank

masturbation, whilst eating

'how did you get that scare on yer face?'... 'oh, i cut myself scranking'.

by Scranker Trof April 19, 2010

spank

To trip or fall in the street. To crash when on a bicycle, skateboard, jetski etc. resulting in a fall.

A pensioner trips on the curb and falls to the ground.
Onlooker shouts "SPANK!"
or
"I was doing rollerblade time trials in the park, but I hit a stone and spanked into the fountain."

by 655Paul September 7, 2007

Sprankton

A small Nerd-Rock band from Phoenix, AZ.

www.sprankton.com Music that sucks.

by Robert January 11, 2005

Cherry spanked

When you are having oral sex, as in using mouth for man plessure. With man and woman. When the guy is climaxing right before he is about to do so, he punches the woman in the ovaries and cums all over the females eyes.

"So Timmy I heard you Cherry spanked Lisa last night"

by Jeffe November 25, 2005

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

Spankdadilicious

A state of being fabulous.

When you wear those hot pants you look spankdadilicious!

by Alan L. Bounville August 6, 2003