Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

by rvp December 28, 2008

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.

Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.

by Rudarudd July 29, 2011

splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

by Whocan April 12, 2005

splam

Being "Slain in the Holy Spirit" at a church function or event. It's when you can no longer stand under your own power, when the Spirit is so on you you fall forward or backward. Used in the Vineyard Church mainly.

"John was getting prayer, when the Spirit of God fell on him. He couldn't stand and fell back splammed".

by vineguy September 2, 2009