Skank smacker

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003

shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005

Reverse smoker’s kiss

When you connect your asshole to someone else’s asshole and fart

Man my girl hates the reverse smoker’s kiss maybe I should stick to mouth only stuff

by LMN OP March 14, 2022

Smokers cough

a cough after suckin a mean dick that produces a bad taste

Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.

by djd1 May 17, 2006

smoker

A gun, specifically a high-caliber handgun.

When he showed me his smoker, I put the money back.

by Brian Gluckman September 28, 2006

pole smoker

bag pipe organist,

anyone who cleans ducts for a living

by Hugh Jorgan March 11, 2004

Cock smoker

When you cut off a womens penis and stick it in a pipe and smoke it

Karren: No! Please don't cut of my penis! I need it to pee! Remember?!

Jonh: I don't care! I'm really up for a smoke of your cock! Say another word and ill cut off your boobs and drink their milk aswell!

by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005