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Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.
A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

Party lama 

He or she is the King or Queen of the party. The one who makes everything fun!
That dude, on the dance floor, is totally the party lama tonight!
Party lama by ChuckEFresh January 19, 2018

Party Blouse 

'Party Blouse' is the ancient term Polynesian islanders used to describe what modern society now refers to as a 'Hawaiian Shirt.' Originally reserved solely for the island elites, such as Kings and Queens, the Party Blouse has become increasingly available amongst commoners thanks to a variety of tastemakers including Jimmy Buffet, people who willingly choose to call Florida home and every employee at Trader Joe's.
"Hey Chad, you got any plans this weekend, bro?"

"Nothing yet, bro. Just chuckin' on my finest party blouse and paintin' the town brown with Evan and Skyler."

"Fuckin' sick, bro."
Party Blouse by KylieCyrus February 27, 2018

party lover 

A person that loves to party (party goer).
- Hey man, are you going to the club with us this Friday?
- Nah, I'm not really a party lover
party lover by BatSk8 May 31, 2018

party rat 

A person who crashes parties.
A person who goes to parties uninvited.
Jason crashed my birthday party. He is such a party rat!!!
party rat by Lmao Lmao 91 June 16, 2018

Party microwave 

A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.
Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!