P. Kelly special

When arsenal supporters have sex with Black girls and pretend that they are thierry henry.

OOOh theirry, you dirty black girl, you are loving this aren't you.

by Sam Bowan January 17, 2005

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.

She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012

Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012

R. Kelly

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"

Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)

by RichieRich July 30, 2003

kellenberg

jealous people (see example)

kellenberg guys make fun of chaminade guys cuz one: they can't get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.

by jeosaphet May 11, 2003

kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009

kelleh

An endearment to use towards close friends. It can also be used if you forget someones name. Kelleh only works properly if it is shouted loudly with emphasis on the 'LEH' at the end.

OH HELLO KELLEH

WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH

women: oh hi paul hows it going?

man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!

KELL......................EH

by deadbreast April 15, 2009