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bench hog 

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
bench hog by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
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Sack Hog 

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.
Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight
Sack Hog by MetalZombie January 4, 2008
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Swet Hog 

A fat girl. usually a dirty one.
Damn, that swet hog ate everything.
Swet Hog by CODY MF WILLIAMS February 12, 2008

Presentation Hog 

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.
Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!
Presentation Hog by hawc November 5, 2009

bog & hog blog 

Blog featuring much ado about nothing
The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.

closet hog 

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
closet hog by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

Roll Hog 

Someone who is wrong but will not admit it
The Roll Hog couldn't recite the alphabet backwards but insisted he did.
Roll Hog by Emmiee May 7, 2011