green grass

Green grass = arse

green grass

by anonymous February 6, 2021

Grass

Something you never felt, similer to a woman

You have never felt grass

by Imnotgoodat_names54 October 9, 2025

Grass

Grass is one of the most common and resilient plants found across the globe. It belongs to the Poaceae family and thrives in a wide range of climates. From suburban lawns to wild meadows, grass plays a vital role in many ecosystems. It helps prevent soil erosion by holding the ground together with its root system. Grass also absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen, contributing to cleaner air. In agriculture, grasses such as wheat, corn, and rice serve as staple crops for much of the world’s population. Animals like cows, sheep, and horses rely heavily on grass for sustenance. Lawns and parks use turfgrass to create soft, walkable green spaces. Certain types, like Bermuda or fescue, are chosen for their durability and lush appearance. Grass grows rapidly, which makes it useful but also sometimes frustrating for homeowners. Regular mowing helps maintain healthy growth and deters weeds from taking over. Grass can also act as a natural cooling system, lowering temperatures in urban areas. In sports, grassy fields provide cushioning and traction for athletes. Despite its simplicity, grass is essential to both nature and human life.

"touch grass son" "no dad im playing animal company"

by wowzers_ May 21, 2025

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Grass

Something a LOL player never touch.

"Tim will never touch grass because he's a vexatious little piss ant."

by Dpgames177 May 25, 2023

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about block men for the last hour? How about we go outside and touch some grass :)

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.

Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro

by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025