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sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018
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dukey fruit

Wen u stik it in her ass nd cover ur dik n dukey n cum in da fruit of her womb.
Damn I gave that hoe dukey fruit last night.
by Superhendo February 22, 2018
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018
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forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.
If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
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Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.
Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"
by MrLahey March 1, 2019
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mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving
by Perphurdle May 20, 2019
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Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
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