Emily sat at the dinner table eating macaroni and cheese with some french fries. Her slave came over and put his mouth up to her ass as she let out a reeking girl fart on his face. Her slave pulled down Emily's pants as he laid down on the floor, waiting for Emily to sit on him with full force and let out another one. Emily pushed a bit too hard and left him with a cleveland steamer.
by iwantsomebooty July 12, 2018
Get the Girl fartmug. I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!
by Kowulz December 15, 2007
Get the rolling fartmug. A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.
Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
by Key-Lime March 4, 2011
Get the Girlfriend fartmug. by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017
Get the cancer fartsmug. by PMax February 23, 2008
Get the fart bitchmug. Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.
by Shawn Hampton October 22, 2008
Get the fart of jesusmug. Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.
by Girlygoo February 19, 2012
Get the Punch Fartmug.