crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

Crankle

Crease left in your ankle by socks or tapered pants. Not to be confused with Cankles

Damn son your socks are too tight, you got mad crankles

by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011

craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

crankmeister

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'

innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill

by danny88 October 1, 2007

cranio-vaginis

Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.

Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.

by D. Weltner October 3, 2007

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

CranstonIde

1) A god-like computer programming codewarrior.
2) One who can craft code with ease
3) Having the innate sense to program

This Java project wicked hard! Too bad I'm not CranstonIde or else I could whip this thing up in a jiffy.

by SethWhalgren February 4, 2009