Newfoundland Speed Bump 

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

Newfoundland Speed Bump by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

colorado speed bump by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Dump and a bump 

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

Dump and a bump by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

chinese fist bump 

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

chinese fist bump by liam. May 13, 2022

Florida Speed Bump 

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

Florida Speed Bump by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Saudi Fist Bump 

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

Saudi Fist Bump by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022

internal fist bump 

The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.

That other coach pissed me off, let’s go give him an internal fist bump.

internal fist bump by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023