dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

Home watch

A nerdy way to watch series of dramas or movies without stepping out.

I got myself chips and beers to home watch the tv drama "Game of Thxxnes".

by Shana Baileys December 26, 2011

bird watching

Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.

I want to go to the British lake for bird watching.

by aminsep May 4, 2018

Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013

Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.

Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.

by mally June 6, 2005

Watchkeeper

To waste money on something that is out dated and rubbish.

Watchkeeper

by Bob Munkhous March 3, 2014