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by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009
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pussy whipped

a word to describe males who are completely dominitated and tied to their female counterpart, the cannot make and decisions or do anything by themselves for the are completely controlled by the girl (aka the pussy)
"dude barret schroeder is so pussy whipped, yet he talks shit about other guys"
"fuckin' a man, like seriously dude, can he go one week without wearing the shirt she got him?"
by CTizzle May 30, 2006
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pussy whipped

Something that all men of intelligence become..

Being "pussy whipped" is a privilidge.

A happy woman = more pussy for you ,you dumb fuck..

Do the math be+nice=pussy
people say pussy whipped like it's a bad thing..
While most men are being"held out on" you the"pussy whipped" will get the pussy everytime.
by shannontheonewhoknowsshit September 9, 2006
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Oaxacan Whiplash

When a female American tourist is being pounded in the rear by one of the Oaxaca locals. The thrusts become so violent they cause her neck to snap back, dislodging her Sombrero and causing pressurized feces to exit from around the penetrator's penis.
"Hey, remember when you and Sandy and I went to Mexico and we met Pedro and he gave you Oaxacan Whiplash and shit squirted on Sandy's glasses? Wasn't 12th grade fun?
by Jimmy Lee Farnsworth September 29, 2010
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whip

a item used to spank in a sexual enviorment usually made of leather with frayed ends can be used for pleasure or pain
Bend over my knees and let me spank you with my whip.
by soorginal February 4, 2010
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whipits

When you take a can of whipped cream (the kind that comes in a metal can with the plastic nozzle) and you take it without shaking and shoot the burst of air into your mouth or nose and inhale. An easy way to get high.
Damn man this whipits have me tripping like a mofo.
by danownz June 27, 2005
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whipped

When a person does everything their boyfriend or girlfriend orders them to do, no matter how ridiculous it is, and then some. Usually because they are afraid that if they don't follow instructions they will be dumped and left alone. Sometimes it can get to the point where the person is brainwashed to turn on their friends, and do anything possible so it it just them and their lover.
Jill:Bye baby, I gotta go to soccer practice. *tries to walk away*
Ricky:*grabs Jill's boob while making a funny whining noise and sticks his tounge down her throat* okay, remember to IM me as soon as you get home!
later that night....
Ricky: In an IM OMG you have been on for 5 minutes and you didn't IM me first! you're cheating on me! you were talking to some other guy! you don't love me! go back to your loser friends, I don't care!
as you can tell there is a lot more where that came from. anyways, Ricky's interogations cause Jill to cry and admit to fulfilling the accusations, even though they are not true. she apologizes profusely and Ricky brainwashes her into a plan of leaving her friends so it can just be the two of them, and in a matter of, hmm say 3 weeks, there is nothing left but JillandRicky, the famous inseparable couple who do nothing individually and have no other friends. but hey, that is just the kind of whipped I have encountered. usually the average isn't that bad (because the whipped spouse is SMART), and it ends on the IM freakouts.
by Celina DS September 26, 2005
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