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Twat-sting 

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.
Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.
Twat-sting by Destis5445 December 29, 2020
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Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.
Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure
Twat Yoink by Myersrum March 10, 2021
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twat trapper 

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
twat trapper by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twat Torpedo 

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!
Twat Torpedo by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Twat Nugget 

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.
Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

Twat plist

A idiotic person who plans the unexpected
The twat plist created a plot twist
Twat plist by DONKEYMEOOSE March 4, 2022

Twat nugget 

You’re such a twat nugget Karen!