4 definitions by Myersrum
The state of an engorged penis when confronted by a desperate Flerther apologist prone to posting childish memes and immature insults.
by Myersrum July 22, 2022
Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
To masturbate furiously in the morning.
by Myersrum September 6, 2019
by Myersrum March 11, 2021