Definitions by Myersrum

shrimp potter 

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

shrimp potter by Myersrum April 9, 2024

nicholasLove 

The state of an engorged penis when confronted by a desperate Flerther apologist prone to posting childish memes and immature insults.

I was scrolling through a flat earth Facebook page when I got a full on NicholasLove in my pants.

nicholasLove by Myersrum July 22, 2022

Protest Crumpet 

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

Protest Crumpet by Myersrum February 15, 2022

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

Twat Yoink by Myersrum March 10, 2021

Knocking the Milkman out 

To masturbate furiously in the morning.

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.

Knocking the Milkman out by Myersrum September 6, 2019