turkey bomb

a turkey bomb is a portion of turkey meat put into a fully sealed jar filled with milk. assuming the mixture does not freeze, the two ingredients have a chemical reaction and will eventually explode. this is not a very powerful explosion but broken glass is always dangerous.

the turkey bomb finally soured enough to blow and fill the room with it's horrible odor.

by bender of portland November 08, 2004

Turkey #4

A character from South Park whom Jerry Seinfeld did the voice for. Jerry's manager wasn't happy, but Jerry just wanted to be a part of South Park history.

Jerry Seinfeld, the best comedian ever, played Turkey #4?!?

by Heroic Ling Ling November 21, 2004

turkey's done!

When a girl has hard nipples.

Hey, check out that chick! Turkey's done!!
Yeah, she's got two turkeys! And they're both done!!

by engineerboy February 16, 2007

The Turkey Vulture

Your penis.

mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

by mcmillerfan July 08, 2009

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

Turkey Wing

When you bend your arm and use your "elbow pit" to jack someone off. Typically you use some sort of lubricant to make it more desirable. BBQ sauce is most recommended.

I only give turkey wings

by Jiggledoes-R-Us November 28, 2010