Boot Joke

A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.

Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???

by Bamboozlled August 17, 2011

timberland boots

Timberland Boots are footwear for chavs to blow the rest of their unemployment money on after buying cigarettes and booze.

Oi bruv. Ain't those timberland boots sick. Imma buy dem same ones innit.

by Urban wiki guy May 24, 2016

das boot

that's cool, that's awesome, ect ect ect

"Hey, I just got a new insert cool object here"
"Das boot, man"

by mckickflip January 6, 2004

Boot Gopher

having a mouse in your shoe, and or anus.

I have a tiny hairy mammal in my boot and or ass, dude you've got a boot gopher!

by DateNelia October 19, 2010

booted up

Booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends

Me and my niggas booted up

by Glob@l stunna January 12, 2017

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

dirty boot

A dirty boot is the act of shitting in an old boot and using it as a pocket pussy for masturbation

Doing a dirty boot is better than regular sex.

by unknown1artist October 17, 2019