Carly Babe Summer 

As a remix to Summer of 2021’s “Carly Bae Summer”, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. L.I.T’s will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I can’t be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer 💪

“This summer is Lowkey boring again”
“Dude once again you’re fucking stupid, ITS CARLY BABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPING”

Carly Babe Summer by GagaThumper496 February 6, 2022

italian manwhore summer i guess 

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.

Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess

italian manwhore summer i guess by latey late dawn May 24, 2022

Andy's Summer Playhouse 

A childrens theater located in Wilton, NH. Andy's isn't just a childrens theater though. The artistic talent of the directors, set designers, costume designers, lights designers, and the cast- the plays that are performed at Andy's are beyond the ordinary.

I hate what often passes for children's theater-condescending, contrived and simplistic. But Andy's Summer Playhouse is none of those things.

Andy's Summer Playhouse by Cupcake113 July 18, 2009

foggy girl summer 

the complete opposite of hot girl summer. a summer doused in sadness and despair. a summer wasted crying over people who won’t even matter to you within five years.

summer of 2019 has honestly been a foggy girl summer for me :(

foggy girl summer by ruby sueee August 13, 2019

I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

sweet summer child 

Another really nice way of saying 'bless your heart'.

So you believe in faith over science ? Oh you sweet summer child.

sweet summer child by CrashMussen April 8, 2021

Hot Girl Summer 

As revealed in the lyrics to the song by Megan Thee Stallion, it's a spree of fucking other women's boyfriends (while calling those women hoes), but only if they spend a lot of money on the self righteous hoe. When these hoes are questioned about the meaning of "hot girl summer" they respond with vague euphemisms about being free and unapologetically yourself (aka shameless hoes), ignoring the lyrics of the song, the behavior they themselves apply it to, and ironically not confident that this behavior is justifiable when described honestly.
"Lil' thundercat, throw it back, he can't handle that
I'on want to talk unless a nigga finna throw a stack
Bad attitude, but I'm cute so he call me bae
I'ma need that head, give me neck like a vertebra
Check my body, oochie wally, where ya' wallet?
If I take yo' nigga it's nothing you can do about it (not at all)"

"Girl, I've been spreading HPV to other women's boyfriends during my hot girl summer."

Hot Girl Summer by smutterbutter420 December 23, 2019