squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

by Big Cali December 10, 2006

Squat Lockouts

The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.

a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*

by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011

love square

When four people are involved romantically in some fashion, either each with each other consensually, or in some kind of complicated mess (ex. girl 1 likes guy 1, guy 1 likes guy 2, guy 2 likes girl 2, girl 2 likes girl 1).

Score, love square!

by Korsent May 29, 2011

God Squad

Group of young Christians (usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.

Members of the God Squad are, as all rampant Christians tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe in God. Otherwise you're burnin' in hell.

At social event:
Chap one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"

At soccer field:
Chap one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"

At bar after the game:
Chap one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang out with us?"
Chap two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
Chap one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."

by Gaz Edmunds September 11, 2006

Square Root of 69

The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.

Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.

by elefante192 March 15, 2015

SQUAVE

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squavous" (originated in Bonita, CA).

Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.

by G.L.C. July 20, 2008

squatted on

to get blood in your mouth while performing oral on a girl, because she is menstruating

different from "red wings," which is the badge you earn after performing the act.

"did you hear about Johnny last night? he was tryin to get his girl off and he got squatted on, so now he's got his red wings."

by andynola April 2, 2008