when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis
dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
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Are you a scalper?
- Yes
How much did you making reselling ps5's?
- More than you make in a month of working broke boi
- Yes
How much did you making reselling ps5's?
- More than you make in a month of working broke boi
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(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)
1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.
2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.
*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.
2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.
*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
Joe: Did you get tickets for the game?
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.
Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.
Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
by whudupfx March 25, 2009
Get the scalper mug.A system for rating women. 1 being the equivalent of Sloth from the goonies and 10 being a mythical/divine being. It can be biased based on the judge.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale: Did you that 3?? I'm surprised they let the poor girl leave the house.
John: Dude a couple of 9's are in my college class.
Jeff: Those are just strong 7's you dumb ass. Only movie actresses can be 9's.
John: Dude a couple of 9's are in my college class.
Jeff: Those are just strong 7's you dumb ass. Only movie actresses can be 9's.
by Thatflyguy55 September 12, 2016
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"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."
"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."
by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010
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by Cookie October 17, 2004
Get the ungodly hottness scale mug.1. Domineering asshole who's nothing but a hairy blob of fat that deserves to be castrated.
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him
10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him
10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)
Girl 1: Damnnn, what a hottie .
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.
by dv$RqRq November 13, 2016
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