Shopperlifted

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.

"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."

by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009

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shopohol

An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.

Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?

Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.

by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009

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shopjob

(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.

That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.

by hpaulg March 27, 2010

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Shopping Theory

Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.

I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.

by candiedbones April 3, 2019

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