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ungodly hottness scale

the SSS rating that rates a guy's hottness on a scale of 1-10 {1 being ur grandma's ass in a bikini and 10 being, well, #10} this falls on pages 41-42 in the BBC u can only see it if we deem you worthy and you are NOT if your name is ADAM B, Brian & chris (s maid's brothers) uncle floyd and mom
"OMG hes UNGODLY HOTT"

GG: god adam, ur such a ONE
Bug: oooo BURN! yea fuck off and get a life
by Cookie October 17, 2004
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scal

While David was trying to do sit-ups, I bent over and scalled him.
by big daddy2393 March 16, 2010
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1-10 male attractiveness scale

1. Domineering asshole who's nothing but a hairy blob of fat that deserves to be castrated.
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him

10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)
Girl 1: Damnnn, what a hottie .
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.
by dv$RqRq November 13, 2016
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hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.
"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.
by {pole} July 2, 2008
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HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.
sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"
by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010
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scaliwag

I think previous definitions are disgusting. Scaliwag is a word used frequently by a beautiful funny girl. It is used in description of a person who does something Scali or silly.
Not knowing the London Bridge was real is a Scaliwag thing
by MrAdam April 26, 2006
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1-10 scale

How hot a man or woman is on a scale of 1-10.
Damn jerry, that bitch with the big ass titties and short shorts on the 1-10 scale is a 10
by lost cause 27 September 19, 2016
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