process

To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.

We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.

by Aribeth March 31, 2005

blast processing

When video game companies use made-up, exciting terms to describe the normal and mundane features of their consoles or games. Sega used the term "blast processing" to describe their console's capabilities in the nineties.

So Heavy Rain has a "dynamic scenario system." Does it have blast processing, too?

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

Procreationist

a person who believes sex should be open to the creation of life (procreative) and acts accordingly; not to be confused with a supporter of Creationism, the misguided fundamentalist notion that the Bible conflicts with the theory of Evolution

That procreationist dude doesn't believe in condoms.

by Scotty Smithy October 1, 2008

procrastination

procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...

I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.

by Kurokin March 11, 2010

procrastinate

1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.

2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.

"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale

He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.

by Yanky1990 November 10, 2010

Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

prock

1. an unbreakable man

2. a person with incredible abilities

3. a god-like person

The prock won 5 gold medals in the olympics

by Anonymous February 17, 2003