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Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
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Pool

Something that is closed.
Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)
by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017
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Poolabuser

Someone who abuses a pool. Usually by urinating in it or losing their patch in it or so on.
Did you see that guy lose his disgusting patch in the pool? Yeah, what a poolabuser
by Nigga Terminator January 30, 2018
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Pool spicy

When a relationship is so spicy that even pools can't tame it.
Dang, this is getting so pool spicy!
by Dankpapi June 8, 2018
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Poolly

1. Countable noun
A Poolly is someone who often makes remarks that clearly mean the opposite of what they say, but said in a way that allows the recipient to accept as a positive.

I fell victim to the office poolly.

2. Verb
If someone poollies you, they often do or say things to motivate you into doing your job.

I wasn't going to let him poolly me. VERB noun

I asked her if she was poollied by the other workmates. VERB noun

Poollying uncountable noun

...The Rail Traffic Crew were victims of poollying.

3. Verb

If someone poollies you into something, they make you do it by showing you how much you could lose.

We think an attempt to poolly them into competence would be productive.

She used to poolly me into doing my job. VERB noun + into

The union says it will not be poollied by the management team. be VERB-ed
"I didn't think you would get that job. Congratulations." and "Your work ethic is unbelievable." are examples of poollying.
by Cigarstevccccsseewwwddcc June 10, 2018
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poold

fucked in the pool. And fun thing to do with many women or man.
we all poold yesterday. it was so fun i want to do it again.

me and mommy poold one time, and we are doing it agian tomarrow
by Big Indian boy July 2, 2018
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pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??
by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018
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