misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

poke smot

simply another word for smoke pot, made by some stupid people who were too paranoid to say smoke pot, but too retarded to realize most of everyone else will still know what they mean.

pokesmot.cjb.net is a good website named after this word

by poke smot February 22, 2004

pokemotions

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.

Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!

by Big Cow June 10, 2007

pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.

Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!

by C.I. December 26, 2007

poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.

Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.

by darkbeam January 29, 2009

Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016

poku no piko

An anime about boys who look like girls at first but after there panties are gone you regret everything and if you can make it past the car sene then you are a god

Btw it's a hentai

My poku

-poku no piko

by Neko neko nee February 28, 2017